“HALF OF ALL FARM ANIMALS MAY DIE”
- Daily Mail, Saturday …Which is a tragedy because otherwise they were going to live to a ripe old age surrounded by doting grandchildren.

“Mark Lawson: It’s no accident that every other programme these days involves a car. Is the BBC’s latest exploration of Britain’s love affair with wheels a worthy addition to the range?”
- The Guardian, today Might as well write a column headed “It’s no accident that every other programme these days involves air-breathing human lifeforms. Is the BBC’s latest exploration of Britain’s love affair with terrestrial life a worthy addition to the range?” The editor wanted 200 words on “something media-related” by Monday’s deadline, so Mark Lawson duly brought forth the last few chippings from the bottom of the barrel.